Okay, so you're the driver of the pickup truck... and you have to explain what happened!Rules:
- Write as few or as many words as you like to desribe how or why you ended up in this situation. Make it funny or clever or as believeable as you like.
- You only get one chance to write your description, so make it good!
- From Wednesday next week I'll accept no more entries and everyone must vote for their favourite one by leaving a comment stating the writers name.
- You are allowed to vote even if you didn't write one.
You get 10 points for writing a description, and if yours is voted the best you'll get an extra 20 points. Take your time to think about it before you submit your comment, remember you only get one chance and your first submission is the only one I'll accept!
I was coming back from he garden centre, driving along a bridge, i wanted to change the CD and as i reached out and opened the glove compartment i dropped it, i saw the road was empty so i looked down to grab it, as i raised my head i saw a deer in the road so i quickly swerved to avoid it instead of crashing i broke through the barrier and the front of my pick up truck was left hanging over the edge, luckily people taking a walk in the forest near by saw me and called for help. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd strangle enough, they just had this reallllly big rope with them. And they were also dressed like fire crew! And they tied the rope to the car then....
ReplyDeleteSo there I was, in my trusty pickup truck delivering a shipment of 2 boxes filled with unknown items from Doncaster to Barcelona. It was late at night and I'd been driving for hours. Exhausted and more bored than a dog in a cat fight, I thought to myself 'What could this unknown shipment be?'. After I had time to think, I decided that if i didn't want to die of boredom, I'd have to take a peek. I thought that no one would find out if I'd taken a quick inside or not. It was a straight stretch of road so, being the genius I am, I put a brick on the accelerator pedal and climbed through the back window. I was about to open the first box with my bottle opener keyring when the truck hit a bump, causing me to slip and cut open the packaging of both the boxes. Underneath the dim, brown packaging I could finally see what the "unknown items" were. In front of me stood 2 huge boxes, one filled with Coke, one filled with Mentos.
ReplyDeleteThe truck hit a second bump this time, the 2 boxes hit eachother, breaking the boxes wide open sending Coke and Mentos flying all over the place. I knew exactly what was about to happen next so I jumped off the back of the truck, breaking both my elbows and dislocating 6 of my 10 toes. The truck , still driving full speed down, the road exploded and was sent flying hundreds of feet into the air. Then a pack of unexploded mentos flew out and struck a nearby cat dead on the head, killing it instantly. The remains of the truck fell to the ground, landing perfectly purched along the edge of a bridge.
There was nothing left for me to do but call the AA on my mobile. The whole experience was just shocking and I felt awful about the death of that poor innocent cat.
Well, you know what they say: "Curiosity killed the cat"...
It was on my way back from Dolphin after buying my half price purple kitchen that I realized that I needed to go to Sainsbury's to get lamb chops for my dinner..
ReplyDeleteBut I was on a busy motor way so had to grab my phone to ring my friend Gordon on the deli counter to save me some chops!!
But..
My pet chicken was in the backseat and had swallowed my phone!!! I had to use the heimlick maneuver to retrieve my phone but it feel onto the bonnet!!!!!!!! So simply I leant out of the front window and grabbed.. then when I finally had my concentration on the road there was a family of Geese in the middle of the road So I had to swerve, then my truck when driving up the back of Nige's bug did FOUR flips in the air landed on the ground and skidded through the barrier and left me hanging over the edge...
Luckily Nige is a nice person and phoned the mergency servics :)
I was on my way home from a shopping spre with my girlfriends it was such an OMG moment.when suddenly a little baby rabbit hopped out into the road in front of me, i didnt want to break all my lovely girly gifts i got for my bfs and i didnt want to hurt the little animal so i tryed to go round the poor thing but it was to late, the next thing i sore was the river and i looked in the mirror to see my beautful man makeup smuged. NOOOO i yelled my face my B E A U T iful. but then i looked up and flying past was superman, i was thinking to myself my hero but he went straight passed and then i herd the song spiderpig it sounded like homer off the simpsons, but it was spiderpigg my four legged hero. he pulled me out the car and got all my girly things and he didnt care what i looked like. then i herd the ne nors and he they come for me. till this day i still think about my hero 'SpiderPig.'
ReplyDeleteDavid FTW = 1 vote for David :D
ReplyDeleteDavid.
ReplyDeleteI vote for David :D
ReplyDeleteDavid's vote for himself does NOT count... now... de we deduct a vote from his count for being so greedy?!!
ReplyDeleteNo because he was just being David :P
ReplyDeleteI vote for Veronica
ReplyDeleteVeronica
ReplyDeleteSo then David... who is David REALLY gonna vote for?
ReplyDeletedavid though - come on that was so epic you have my vote times infinity
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